Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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