The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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