okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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