She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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