So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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