I'm really into asian looking animals
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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