fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Come on in and take your pants off
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