'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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