It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
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It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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