People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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