Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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