The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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