Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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