I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
