oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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