The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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