we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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