We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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