He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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