I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's blow job season.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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