i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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