All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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