fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I met the friendliest cop last night
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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