All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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