i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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