one might say we're banned from that church
i wish my penis had a tongue
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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