you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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