Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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