She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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