How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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