dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
porn star boner night. come get it.
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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