I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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