i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
