Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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