i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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