woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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