Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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