Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
