two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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