I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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