Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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