so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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