white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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