I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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