i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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