if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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