NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
