I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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