Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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