All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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