The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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