you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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