I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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