I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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