she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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